For Mother’s Day, we went on a hike in an area of southeast Austin that is east of the airport and south of the river. It goes by the especially clever name of Southeast Metro Park. Ari thinks that is the name the County is using until someone donates lots of money to it, and […]

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Gabriel is dabbling in the dark art of esotericism through the manipulation of traditional knock-knock jokes:
Gabriel: Knock knock!
Ari: Who’s there?
Gabriel: Banana!
Ari: Banana who?
Gabriel: Flower.

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I’ve come to the conclusion that the best way for me to ENJOY baseball is to avoid watching Astros games. Because, see, I like the Astros. I like them a lot. I know most of the players pretty well. I got upset that Garner kept Lidge in the closer’s spot for so long last year, […]

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So I had tentatively planned to tell a story at Fray Cafe this year, but I decided against it at the last minute. It was to be a public announcement of my rehabilitation. I was going to tell stories about times when I was drunk, about things I did while I was drunk, or at […]

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Tu fe fue fuerte pero necesitaste una prueba
La viste ba

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