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Entries from January 2002

Miracles

January 31st, 2002 · No Comments · michael8rown

Well, I’d originally posted a cool new css overflow trick here that learned earlier today. It worked in IE 5.5 in Windows but when I opened it up on my Mac, there was only a blank entry. Will there ever be peace in the browser world? Will Macs and PCs ever get along? Will I […]

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Bottom

January 30th, 2002 · No Comments · michael8rown

Last night, Ari and I attended a three-hour childbirth refresher course. We figured that since we went through the several-week Lamaze course with Julien, we really only needed a reminder. It wasn’t that helpful. The teacher had a soft, droning voice that nearly put both Ari and I to sleep. And there were several couples […]

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Soundbite

January 30th, 2002 · No Comments · michael8rown

Recently overheard on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart:

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Torrez

January 29th, 2002 · No Comments · michael8rown

Hey, Andre’s back! And he giving tips on how to buck the system. Fight the power, Andre! He’s such a hardcore revolutionary. Of course, I’ll just rat on him. Us librarians stick together. And we’re mean. Watch out for me. I wield a wicked date due stamp.

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Orange Whip

January 29th, 2002 · No Comments · michael8rown

Does this look like a compact car to you? One of those was parked in a space that had a huge sign over it that read “Compact Only”. I suppose if this is your other car then it might seem compact by comparison. But really, I think it’s just a case of someone not giving […]

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Monkey

January 29th, 2002 · No Comments · michael8rown

With the arrival of ankle-biter #2 only two short months away, Ari and I are looking high and low for baby names. A few that have made it into the “I love this name but do I really want to curse a kid with it?” category are Ezra, Theodore and Eliot (may favorite is Eliot). […]

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Powertool poetry

January 25th, 2002 · No Comments · michael8rown

“The whine of a circular saw
flew around the house today
like the prehistoric mating call
of some zinc-voiced mutant insect.
It came cornering this way,
clean as a right angle
spewing a snowstorm of decisions
I just couldn’t put my finger on.

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The load

January 24th, 2002 · No Comments · michael8rown

What a week. You’d think that starting the week off with a holiday would be refreshing and invigorating. Maybe I’m feeling overwhelmed because the holiday was actually the end of a huge weekend for us. With all our Christmas dough, we went to The Home Depot to buy everything we need to finish the master […]

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Lungs

January 18th, 2002 · No Comments · michael8rown

“You are the Lungs. You love life but don’t really know what’s best for you. Sometimes you bite off more than can be chewed.” You think? [via Elise]

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Pictures

January 17th, 2002 · No Comments · michael8rown

The Kitchen

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