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Entries from May 2001

TTFN

May 23rd, 2001 · No Comments · michael8rown

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Pickles

May 22nd, 2001 · No Comments · michael8rown

Heather recently admitted to having some misconceptions about human anatomy. I think I may have inadvertantly contributed to a similar problem for Julien. Let me explain.
Every night at bath time, we have two separate timed events. The first is at the beginning of the bath. The timer gets set and when it goes off it’s […]

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Providence (not the one in R.I.)

May 21st, 2001 · No Comments · michael8rown

Ari and I have been meaning to tear down the old shed in our backyard for quite some time. It

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Fake

May 20th, 2001 · No Comments · michael8rown

What if I told you my name wasn

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Go-go

May 19th, 2001 · No Comments · michael8rown

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Authentic Indian Tomahawk, Next Exit!

May 18th, 2001 · No Comments · michael8rown

Reading Matt Haughey

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Are you clean enough?

May 18th, 2001 · No Comments · michael8rown

Another satisfaction after shower? This is questionable on so many levels, not the least of which is the copy. “From now on, becone [sic] a clean and beautiful woman by purity.” (link via booboolina)

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Bitter

May 17th, 2001 · No Comments · michael8rown

Man, there is nothing quite so disappointing as peeling a big fat Florida navel orange (and I’m not talking your everyday run of the mill peeling here, I mean the OCD kinda peeling where you leave very little of the rind) only to have the damn thing turn out bitter. I hate that!

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Wade

May 16th, 2001 · No Comments · michael8rown

When I was twelve, my family moved to a little uranium mining town about 70 miles west of Albuquerque called Grants. At the time, the population of Grants was less than the current enrollment of the University of Texas at Austin. A year or two later, when the mines shut down, there were about a […]

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Let them eat soup

May 15th, 2001 · No Comments · michael8rown

Tearing myself away from the immeasurably fascinating discussion of trucks, here is a recipe I tried last night. As far as I can tell, it meets the criteria for vegetarian consumption. It can be an entire meal. Tomato Dill Soup:
little bit of olive oil
2-3 large cloves of garlic, minced
2 cups of vegetable broth
1.5 cups water
2 […]

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