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Entries from January 2001

No Stink

January 31st, 2001 · No Comments · michael8rown

Holy Egomaniacs, Batman! I’m amazed at how many Stink disappointees are coming out of the woodwork. James at Consolation Champs puts a biblical twist on it: O Sting, where is thy Death?. Interesting connection considering Mr. Sumner’s self-appreciation often reaches divine proportions. In the video for Brand New Day he claimed to be making fun […]

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Cuckoo

January 31st, 2001 · No Comments · michael8rown

Uh-oh. six is talking to himself again. I think his next stop may be the funny farm.

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Oldzilla

January 30th, 2001 · No Comments · michael8rown

Hey, Happy Birthday to El Lagarto Guapo!

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Mike’s Place

January 30th, 2001 · No Comments · michael8rown

Ohhhh, one should not read Nation’s Restaurant News while one is hungry. The back page of this week’s issue pictures a larger-than-life bowl of ripe red tomato and basil with raviolini soup. [ insert visual: Homer Simpson drooling ]
You know, when I was a kid I dreamed of being a filmmaker. When I was an […]

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Please make him stop

January 30th, 2001 · No Comments · michael8rown

I hope my buddy six doesn’t take offense that I’m posting an email he sent, but I’m just itching to share another perspective on the downfall of Gordon Sumner:
“I have long been what one might call a follower of Sting. For me, the DE-crowning moment came during the “We’re pissed at the Divas” concert, or […]

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Anti-jerks

January 29th, 2001 · No Comments · michael8rown

There are certain causes in this world that, as far as I’m concerned, command instant respect. Better education for our children is at the top of my list. Reducing homelessness and unemployment is another. And ending racism

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Shoot the ball

January 28th, 2001 · No Comments · michael8rown

Happiness is an NBA double-header on Super Bowl Sunday.
I love this game. Oops, that’s a trademark, isn’t it? Hope I don’t get sued.

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Fortress Around Your Ego

January 28th, 2001 · No Comments · michael8rown

In 1980, I was 12. I bought my first vinyl records with my first saved-up allowances that year. They were AC/DC’s Back in Black and Zenyatta Mondatta by The Police. I remember thinking I was just so “very” since I owned that Police album.
In high school in Albuquerque I bought Synchronicity. I lived it. I […]

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Banality

January 26th, 2001 · No Comments · michael8rown

In a recent conversation with Davezilla, I learned that the competition for Most Banal Content at the Anti-Bloggies™ is fierce. This makes me nervous. I really thought I had that one in the bag.
So here’s me getting in gear and trying to improve on the banality:
I woke up around 6 again this morning. Fed the […]

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1 crisis, 2 crisis, 3 crisis, blue crisis

January 25th, 2001 · No Comments · michael8rown

Oy. Pink eye and skinned knee. Ari’s sinus infection. Bruised tooth with ear ache; dog still is not house-trained. Peddlers at sundown and boss is insane, these are a few of my favorite things.
On top of all the little “normal” life excitements, I was building a table for my son’s new Rokenbok last night, trying […]

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